she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
