this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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