dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
