Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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