whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
