Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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