Porn is love you can see.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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