I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
