i don't like sucking hair
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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