I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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