ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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