Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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