just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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