Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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