found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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