Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
So apparently I’m into choking now
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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