So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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