That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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