So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I don't deserve a penis
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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