Buhtt sex?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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