I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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