Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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