It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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