You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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