yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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