I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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