i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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