do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So. Much. Porn.
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