I'm pants shitting drunk right now
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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