we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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