Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
