I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I forgot how hot balto sounded
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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