so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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