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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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