I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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