Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So vagazzling was a success
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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