where does the pee come out of this thing
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
how drunk are you?
Several
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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