She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
how drunk are you?
Several
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
