nut hugger
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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