The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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