He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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