Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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