did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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