He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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