so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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