She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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