Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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