How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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