I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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