Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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